If you want to be a slave in the House of Joshua, pray to the Lord. Current slaves include Kelly, Michelle, Beyonce and Tiffany.
But if serving the Lord seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the Lord.
Joshua 24:15